zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

(via mozellmemorieszv)

nowthatimalive:

touchingtennantshair:

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

saintdane05:

mollyhiddlestheavenger:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:


hesaidonlyoneword-run:
shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

So apparently I was stabbed in my right lung…

I got one on my dick

My upper thigh…hmmm

I don’t have one. What.

My birthmark is on my knee… Good Christ did I take an arrow to the knee

nowthatimalive:

touchingtennantshair:

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

saintdane05:

mollyhiddlestheavenger:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:

hesaidonlyoneword-run:

shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

So apparently I was stabbed in my right lung…

I got one on my dick

My upper thigh…hmmm

I don’t have one. What.

My birthmark is on my knee… Good Christ did I take an arrow to the knee

(Source: nowyoukno, via mbogdan92)

littlebitobsessedetsy:

littlebitobsessedetsy:

littlebitobsessedetsy:

littlebitobsessedetsy:

littlebitobsessedetsy:

littlebitobsessedetsy:

~~~FANDOM GIVEAWAY~~~

 

We’ve got lots of new fandom items in our etsy shop now, and to celebrate we’re having another giveaway!

Only reblogs count to enter the giveaway, and you must be following this blog!
You can reblog as often as you want. No giveaway blogs, we want everyone to have a fair shot.
Your ask box must be open and you must be willing to give me your address.

The giveaway ends August 1st.

There will be THREE winners!

1st winner gets any fandom item of choice.

2nd winner gets to choose a Loki Helmet, a Golden Snitch or a Tardis.

3rd winner gets the consolation prize of a personal 15% discount code for 1 order.

The fandom items include:
- Moriarty Crown Earrings
- Moriarty Crown Necklace
- Moriarty Pearl Key Necklace
- Sherlock 221B Key Necklace
- The Hunger Games Mockingjay Pin
- The Hunger Games Mockingjay Earrings
- The Hunger Games Inspired Bracelet
- Harry Potter Inspired Bracelet
- Harry Potter Golden Snitch Necklace
- Harry Potter Time Turner
- Doctor Who Tardis Necklace
- Doctor Who Tardis Earrings
- Loki Helmet Necklace
- Lord Of The Rings The One Ring Necklace
- The Hobbit Thorin’s Key Necklace
- Supernatural Destiel Necklace

Lots of luck and share share share ・゚:*・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚*:・゚

Any fandom item of choice also includes our new charm bracelets/bookmarks :3

There are still many days left, and so, if this giveaway were to reach 1K notes, I will add a 4th winner, who will win a personalised bookmark with a maximum of 5 charms! ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Keep in mind that all fan items also include the new arrivals :3 

The give away has been extended to August 1st because we’re almost at 1K notes for that 4th winner!!! 

LAST CHANCE TO REBLOG (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

(via strangeantisocialdaydreamer)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via davidtennantsreallybigcoat)

reassuring:

♡

(via melanchoy)

ed-kward:

my kitten is me in so many levels

like, i feel ya 

(via lulz-time)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

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